Winter In Nebraska

I received this in an email today....thought it was cute. I needed a laugh!

It's winter in Nebraska, and the gentle breezes blow,

At 70 miles per hour, and at 52 below!
Oh, how I love Nebraska, when the snow's up to your butt.

You take a breath of winter air, And your nose is frozen shut.
Yes, the weather here is wonderful…I guess I'll hang around.

I could never leave Nebraska, ‘cause I'm frozen to the ground.